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Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life
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Eat, drink ... be fat and drunk ...
Q: How do you screw a fat chick? A: Flip through the folds of fat until you find the one that smells like shit, then go back one.
25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS 1.
Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2. You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track....
A man went to see a doctor because of a very high, squeaky, annoying voice.
The doctor examined him, and told him that the only way would be to replace his extremely large penis with a smaller one....
Have One On Me! A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $...
THE TOP 22 POLITICALLY CORRECT WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID 22) A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
21) The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead....
HOW FAT WAS SHE????? 1) She was so fat that I had to run her down 'cause I didn't think I had enough gas to drive around her.
2) She was so fat, we would take her to MacDonalds to watch the numbers change....
In response to the points list for men. Relationships are two-way streets, you know.
Simple Duties ============= Don't whine about the bed being made....
As you walk through the great pasturefield of life..........