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• When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.
• Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried.
• Mottos To Live By If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• Words of Wisdom: ** The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  ** A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• Words of Wisdom... A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
  Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines....
• A 5-year-old Lebanese girl, Re Mi Bendaly, is gaining fame singing anti-war ballads.
  It's what you get when you ask, "Want to make some dough, Re Mi?...
• Never argue with a woman when she's tired or rested.
• Conclusion: The point at which you got tired of thinking.
• Q: Why couldn't the bike make it up the hill? A: Because it was "two" tired!