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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh!
• What do you add to dehydrated water?
• There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around.
  A very stupid policeman was filling out a form telling where the parts were....
• Heard from a friend whose friend "actually" saw it happen.
  There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around....
• Today marks the first birthday of rec.humor.funny. Thanks to all my submitters for a funny year, and thanks to the readers, too.
  (Please don't mail to thank me, the 700 Poll responses were enough....
• Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er...
• Inflation has gone up about a dollar a quart.