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• Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute.
• 911 is not dial-a-taxi
• Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available
  an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot....
• For a good time, type FORMAT C
• Dont have a good time-this is educational!
• It's time to play "What's Your Business" starring you, the caller.
  That's right, you get to leave your name and number on this amazing machine!...
• Don't look down here for help...try 911!
• HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY ** At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
  See if they slow down. ** Page yourself over the intercom....
• Q: What's 6.9? A: A good time interrupted by a period.