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Gather 'round Like Cattle And Ye Shall Be Herd.
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Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd.
Related:
Fax and ye shall receive.
ASCII and ye shall receive.
Ye shall know them by their taglines.
Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? A: Beef strokin'off.
Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? A: Beef Strokenoff
Bow down to your mouse and Ye Shall be Saved! {:®)÷
Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
Laddie, d'ye think ye might like to rephrase that?
It's like having Kim Bassinger and a cattle prod AT THE SAME TIME!
