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Going The Speed Of Light Is Bad For Your Age.
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Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
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Kid's Instructions on Life... "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.
- Rocky, age 9 "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning....
Light travels at the speed of thought.
Physicists do it at the Speed of Light.
186,000 miles a second -- it's the Law! (speed of light)
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
Prepare to surge to sub-light speed.............EN-GAGE!
Age is a Funny Thing Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids?
If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions....
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
QUOTES OVER THE YEARS Age 6 -- I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more.
Age 7 -- I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk....