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He Who Hesitates Is Constipated.
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He who hesitates is constipated.
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He who hesitates is last.
He who hesitates is lunch ! -- OOP
He who hesitates goes after me.
And remember, the early bird who hesitates ... gets wormed!
Q. What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? A. He works it out with a pencil.
Q. What does a mathematician do when he's constipated?
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Bowman hesitates. You're not IBM compatible.
98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment.
The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's wrong, but also because he doesn't want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting....