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• Q: What are the four words you don't want to hear while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home!
• Q: What are the three worst words that you can hear while making love? A: Honey, I'm home!
• What are three words a woman does not want to hear when she is making love? I'm home dear.
• What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
• What's red and white and scratches on the window? Baby in the microwave.
  Hear the one about two teanagers, about to make love in the back seat of a car?...
• Ernest, recently married, came home from work one day and discovered his supposed friend, Frank, in bed with Ernest's wife.
  What are you doing?" yelled Ernest. "Listening to the radio," said Frank....
• Two WASPs making love: WASP #1: "Did I hurt you?" WASP #2: "No, why?" WASP #1: "You moved.
• Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?