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• Hell is kept warm with profane burners!
• There once was a man named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
  Oh what the hell, I'll get used to the smell. And think of the money I'll save....
• Happiness is a warm modem
• Happiness is a warm modem.
• Weathermen have Warm Fronts!
• Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda.
• It's Nothing A Warm-Boot Can't Fix!
• Machine wash, warm, tumble dry.