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• It looks just like a Telefunken U-47.
• Tough? My goldfish can whip your dog!
• I've just upped my standards, so up yours!
• Laws of the Toddler & others 1. If I like it, it's mine.
  2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine....
• This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one.
• DOG PROPERTY LAWS 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
  3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine....
• Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
  Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
• From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops Spring 1986.
  9 Very Unsuccessful Pick=-up Lines: =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= 1....
• From: MAD Magazine: Classic Flops Spring 1986.
  9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines: --------------------------------- 1....