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  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
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  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
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• Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash.
• There was a time when I wouldn't ask, I knew it all...
• If I only knew when a piece of junk became an antique...
• Twas The Night Before IPO... 'Twas the day before the IPO, when all through the net, Not an executive was flying, not even Ellison's jet.
  The documents were filed with the SEC with care, In hopes that the IPO soon would be there....
• Dirty Ernie was sitting in school, in Oklahoma, on a reservation.
  It was the last day of school. The teacher said, "I will ask questions, and when you give me the right answer you can go home for the summer....
• If you knew it, when did you know you knew?