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I will hunt you down and flog you with wet tissues...
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The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find.
You smell wet. Let's Party.
While out Looking For A Place To Hunt: (supposedly true) A carload of hunters, looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmers yard.
The driver went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt....
You cannot dry dishes with a wet towel
Ever notice you can't be in the political mainstream without being all wet?
I seen you do the dog, I seen you gettin down.
I seen you do the dog, I seen you getting dow
THE OPTIMIST AND THE NON-OPTIMIST An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist (a non-optimist) sees only the worst.
An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive....
There was a man who had been stranded on a desert island for the last twenty years, when all of a sudden a beatiful girl steps up from the see, wearing a wet suit.
She: "Would you like a cigarette?" He: "Sure" (he takes one from the wet-suit, light it, and smokes it) She...