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• miscellaneous one-liners --- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
  Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time....
• Cutting In Line It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8
  30, the store's opening time, in front of the store....
• The subliminal message for today is.
• Honeymoon. Walking down 42nd Street they saw a sign advertising "The Great Gonzo" outside a theater and decided to give the show a try.
  So into the theater they went. There was a fanfare and The Great Gonzo came out on stage....
• The telephone company put out a tender for the installation of telephone poles.
  Three groups applied. A group of newfies (canadian polacks), a group of jews, and a group of italians....
• Some Major Advertising Company Goofs: 1. The Dairy Association's huge success with the campaign "Got Milk?
  prompted them to expand advertising to Mexico. It was soon brought to their attention the Spanish translation read "Are you lactating?...
• Only 128,243,596 sec. to the Second Coming !
• I saw it on the radio.
• Subliminal Tag Line -- stcudorp dnalroB yuB