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• An empty bus travels fast.
• Light travels at the speed of thought.
• When the going gets weird, the weird travels.
• Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
• Some thoughts... -- Spotted on the back of a tshirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad
  If you see me running, try to keep up." -- Light travels faster than sound....
• A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...
• The joke is in your momma's mouth ...
• A closed mouth catches no feet.
• A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foo