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I Can't Diet For Medical Reasons, It Makes Me HUNGRY!
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I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY!
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A man visited his doctor and complained of feeling bad.
Because there were no apparent medical problems, the doctor gave the patient a thorough exam...
THE MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist....
RESUME BLOOPERS RESUME BLOOPERS: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children.
I don't require prescription drugs." "I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability....
Ooooo it makes me wonder!
Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh.
Things Noted On REAL Resumes REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB
- Responsibility makes me nervous. - They insisted that all employees get to work by 8...
Your so out to lunch you make me hungry.
Laws of the House of God I GOMERS(*) DON'T DIE.
II GOMERS GO TO GROUND. III AT A CARDIAC ARREST, THE FIRST PROCEDURE IS TO TAKE YOUR OWN PULSE....
I'm on the rotation diet. I eat every time I turn around.