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I can't go to no stonin' today!
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I can't go to no stonin' today!
Can I go to prison for this?
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Help the economy today...Go out and Buy something!
I lost a button hole today.
Don't do it today, if you can do it tomorrow!
Unknown "How'd the golf game go today, dear? Did you win?
"No, but I got a lot of practice. I got to hit the ball more than anyone else!...
Daily Affirmations I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem....
Choirboy 1: Hi! I have to go to confession today, and I'm a bit worried.
You know this priest a long time already....