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I Saw Better Conversations In Alphabet Soup.
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I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
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Roses smell better than onions but make bad soup
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
FLY IN THE SOUP "Waiter, what's that fly doing in my soup?
"I think it's the backstroke, sir." "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!...
A: Did you know they changed the alphabet, they put U and I together.
B; Hmm, it must stand for Un-Interested....
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft... Patro
Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support....
Ponderables... ** Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected. ** I'm not into working out....
Mommy, I don't like tomato soup." "Shut up and eat--we only have it once a month.
I saw it on the radio.