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I get the news I need on the weather report.
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I need all the help I can get!
Snow Emergency in Minnesota Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio.
There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared" the weather report said....
6 O'Clock News A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening.
The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump....
The weather is here. I wish you were beautiful!
I vote that you add it to the disclaimers in the report.
I need to know, I need to know, I need to ...
I don't need directions. I need HELP!