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I have a speech impediment . . . my foot.
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Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there.
Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech.
My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?...
George W. Bush visits Algeria. As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people
You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English....
Two neighbors were discussing gardening one afternoon.
The lady from next door remarked, "My but you have such a nice blush on your tomatoes, how do you do it?...
The message I currently have on my recorder is the output from my Amiga's speech sythesizer.
It's set up as a dialog between two distict, but recognizably artificial voices....
A finanicial magnate was on his death bed. He was under an Oxygen tent.
At his side stood his loyal subordinate, tears streaming down his face....
E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the hell off my Foot'
Q: Please state the location of your right foot immediately prior to impact.
A: At the time my right foot was located at the extreme end of my right leg....