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• I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars.
• Intense : Where campers hang out.
• They had a 'witchy' old lady next door that was constantly complaining about everything and everyone in the neighborhood.
  After one really good round about kids and pets messing up her spotless front yard, my buddies planned what turned out to be a better joke than they originally thought....
• Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains.
• COMPUTER TERMS for REDNECKS: BACKUP -- What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
  BAR CODE -- Them's the fight'n rules down to the local tavern....
• When you're dancing with your honey, and your nose is kind of runny the people think it's funny but it's snot.
  Spring is sprung, the grass is ris I wonder where the birdies is....
• I've dialed and I can't hang up!
• I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
• A new sales assistant was hired at a large dept. store.
  On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes....