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  None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard....
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  A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard....
• Airport Encounters I was in the airport VIP lounge in route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.
  While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink....
• There men died and went to hell. Satan met them at the gates and said, "All three of you weren't bad enough to go straight to Hell, so you get another chance.
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  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As father did last-minute Internet shopping....
• Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations REDMOND, Wash.
  Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp....
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  St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer--you're in the wrong place....