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• I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try.
• Paddy heard that a fortune could be made by working as a lumberjack in Canada.
  So, off he goes. After some weeks, he arrives at a lumberjack-camp and asks the foreman for a job....
• Q: Hear about the guy who complained to a friend that his wife had cut him down to twice a week.
  A: The friend said, "Hell that's not so bad, I know two guys she's cut out entirely!...
• why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
  six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
• A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
  When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him...
• I laughed, I cried, I fell down,...
• A Newfie and a Nova Scotian are working on a barn roof.
  Their only way up or down is a long ladder, which of course falls over while they are up on the roof....
• Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
  If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....