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I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
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I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava-try.
Paddy heard that a fortune could be made by working as a lumberjack in Canada.
So, off he goes. After some weeks, he arrives at a lumberjack-camp and asks the foreman for a job....
Q: Hear about the guy who complained to a friend that his wife had cut him down to twice a week.
A: The friend said, "Hell that's not so bad, I know two guys she's cut out entirely!...
why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foot....
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him...
I laughed, I cried, I fell down,...
A Newfie and a Nova Scotian are working on a barn roof.
Their only way up or down is a long ladder, which of course falls over while they are up on the roof....
Straight Out Of The Eighties... This will only make sense to those of us who had the dubious distinction of being children of the eighties, or listened to music on a regular basis.
If you were "there", then you will understand.... I was working part time in a five and dime....