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I drank WHAT?!? - Socrates
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This is it folks, I hope you liked them and I am increasing this list and will post it periodically if there is a positive responce to this.
If you hate religious jokes or think that I am making fun of God or your religion then fine, feel that way but I am not trying to offend anyone living, dead or divine....
To Be is To Do - Socrate
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed.
One night two vampire buddies were feeling hungry. One said to the other, "What do you feel like?
Chinese?" The other said, "No, not filling enough....
To do, is to be." - Socrates "To be, is to do." - Sartre "Do-be-do-be-do." - Sinatra
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else.
.. I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task....
A Fishy Story It was April 4th 44, being a quadruple leap year, I was driving downtown Atlantis, my Baracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating.
I pulled into a Shell Station, they said I'd blown a seal....