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I'll Do It Tomorrow, Quite Calling Me A Procrastinator!
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I'll do it tomorrow, quite calling me a procrastinator!
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I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off...
Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal!
If tomorrow ever comes...I wanna be there.
Don't do it today, if you can do it tomorrow!
PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses....
A new book claims Pope John Paul I was murdered. Critics denouncing the conclusion would do well to refrain from calling it papal bull.
I'm not at home today, and I might not be home tomorrow.
So please leave a message after the tone. I didn't take a shower today, and I might not take one tomorrow....
I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow
My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch