Related:

• There was a young man from Iraq, Which had holes down the side of his cock, His boyfriend Umberto, could play the concerto, by Johannes Sebastian Bach.
• Writing is busy idleness - Johann W. Goethe
• Gone Chopin, be Bach in a Minuet.
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
• From the J.S. Bach Planned Parenthood Cente
• This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.
• Time for culture, gone CHOPIN, BACH in a MINUET.
• Time for culture, gone Chopin, Bach in a minue