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I'm Not A Dictator. It's Just That I Have A Grumpy Face.
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I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.
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Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY... & sometimes I let her sleep
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Sometimes I let her sleep....
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After a while they go to the Vatican and meet the pope....
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If I now have egg on my face, please pass a washcloth!
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