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I'm Busier Than A One-eyed Cat Watching Two Mouse Holes.
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I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
Related:
My cat's name is: 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty'
b>Theorem. A cat has nine tails.
Proof.
No cat has eight tails.
Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails....
I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
While (!cat) play (mouse)
The cat is eating my mouse! No,No Kitty...
Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
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