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I've crashed and I can't boot up!
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HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up
When can I give DOS the boot?
Too bad, I hid a boot.
HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
CUSTOMER: "Your cars suck!" HELPLINE: "What's wrong?...
KEEPING MY PACKED POWDER DRY Skiing. I could think of no good reason to go back up there.
I didn’t have to deplete last week’s discretionary funds or risk humiliation, broken limbs and frostbite to pay the mortgage, re-stock the refrigerator or tune-up the truck....
Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up?
A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
Two newfies were off on their annual trip to the Canadian Rockies to bag a moose.
As the seaplane landed on a lake in a remote area, the pilot said, "I'll be back in one week to pick you up....
Call me back so I can hang up on you!