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• I've had just about all I can take of myself.
• If I had a Life I would be living it.
• Here is a simple, but fun, practical joke you can try.
  You need a phone with a handset so that you can unscrew the mouth piece and remove the pickup....
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
  I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
• As I said before, I never repeat myself.
• I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!