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• What do you get when you cross an elephant and a prostitute?
  A hooker who does it for peanuts and won't ever forget it....
• Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
  A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• You'll never get to heaven if you pay a lawyer.
• You get this one, I'll pay next time.
• Just my 2› worth (you get what you pay for)
• Some simple truths of life by George Carlin... 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
  2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
• Q. How do you make a hormone? A. Don't pay her.
• How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
  You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• A pastor was visiting an elderly lady who was a "shut in.
  Since she didn't get very many visitors, she went on incessantly about her problems while the pastor nibbled on some peanuts on the coffee table in front of him....