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If Screwups Were Dollars, I'd Be A Millionaire!!
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If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!!
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Q: If a man with a million dollars is a millionaire, what is a woman with a million dollars?
A: Married....
Heard from a friend whose friend "actually" saw it happen.
There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around....
There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around.
A very stupid policeman was filling out a form telling where the parts were....
Become a millionaire, send $1.00 for details...
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While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
Perot/Bush/Quayle: The Millionaire, the Skipper & Gilliga
Old Chief Gnarled Oak, turned into a millionaire by the discovery of oil on his reservation, was proud and pleased when his two boys were accepted into a swank yacht club.
For years, it seemed, his one consuming ambition was to see his red sons in the sail set....
Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks.