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• When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have pu
• When Puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have Pu
• If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
• Man and wife make one fool. A fate worse than death
  o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
• A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are monogamous, you know), when the male whale spotted another whale being harrassed by a whaling ship.
  We'll call the male whale Dick for conveinience, and his female compaion Jane....
• When Guns are Outlawed on the Government will have Guns!
• When en en Guns are Outlawed on the Government will have Guns!