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If Life Is A Rat Race, The Rats Are Winning.
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If life is a rat race, the rats are winning.
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Ever feel like cheese in the rat race?
Why are scientists turning to lawyers, instead of rats, for laboratory experiments?
1. There are more of them. 2. Scientists don't get as emotionally attached to them....
...and the Goths are winning
Rats live on no evil star.
Rats 3, Humans 0
Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.
All this, and a winning smile, too.
Preserve wildlife... pickle a rat.
Winning isn't everything, but then losing is nothing.