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If I save time, when do I get it back?
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.. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
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The following are actual stories told by travellers from Mendocino County, CA to travel agents in the UK.
(And you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography....