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If There Is Any Way To Do It Wrong, He Will.-Ed Murphy
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If there is any way to do it wrong, he will.-Ed Murphy
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Murphy wasn't an optimist. He just got it wrong.
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
.. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
The wrong way to do something always seems so reasonable
Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law: Everything goes wrong all at once.
BATHROOM QUOTES "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
* Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
BATHROOM HUMOR (Deep thoughts written on bathroom walls) The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
Murphy's Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way.
I wonder what Mr. Ed would do.