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• Twas the Night Before Desert-Storm ----------------------------------- 'Twas the night before Desert-Storm and all through Iraq Not a weapon was stirring not even a track.
  When up, in the air, there arose such a clatter Saddam jumped from bed to see what was the matter....
• A man got drunk one night, went home and crawled into bed with his wife.
  Lying in bed, he let out a fart. "What the hell was that," his wife asked....
• After the football game, an Aggie went out with his friends for beers and maybe to get a piece of ass.
  He came back with a chunk of skin ......
• Question: Where the hell is Amman, Jordan located ?
  Answer : Between Iraq and a HARD place !!!! HEY SADAMM....
• One fall, a group of gays went duck hunting in Canada.
  After shooting several ducks, a game warden jumped out of the woods and asked the gays for their hunting licenses....
• I've got an Invisible Touch...whatever the hell that is.
• Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
  A: They don't want to wear out the camel....
• he guy out hunting ducks. He shot one and it fell in a farmer's yard.
  When he went in to get it, the farmer came out and they got into an argument about who owned the duck....
• This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot.
  The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp....