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  Such people tend to escalate the level of jokes by a couple of magnitudes....
• We don't fuckin' curse every other shitfaced word, dammit.
• Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
  The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that small inner voice trying to reassure him, "Howard....
• A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of people one night.
  He began to speak in a soft and steady voice over the loud- speaker system....
• I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
• Makes more sense when you're tripping.
• Bill and The Plane... Bill and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year Bill would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane.
  Martha always replied, "I know Bill, but that airplane ride costs 10 dollars, and 10 dollars is 10 dollars....