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Acid Consumes 47 Times Its Weight In Excess Reality
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Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality
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Acid is reality-absorbent.
Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Acid.
A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call.
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169 A mathematician named Hall Had a hexhedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker, plus eight, Was four fifths of five eighths of fuck-all.
Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks.
The beginning of evil is goodness in excess.
A mathematician named Paul Has a hexahedronical ball And the square of it's weight Times his pecker plus eight Is his phone number, give him a call!
Reality is for wimps!
For many years, I've battled with the infamous "Dunlop's Disease" .
.. a condition caused by age and lake of proper maintenance in which your "stomach `done lopped' over your belt....