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Its GOOD to be the King! (Mel Brooks)
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Q: Why is Billy Jean King so good at tennis? A: Because she swings both ways.
In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant: It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
It only takes Burger King 10 minutes....
Haven't you ever seen Rembrandt's famous painting: Mel and Cholic Baby.
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, its the LAW.
186,000 miles/sec:Not just a good idea,its law.
The first grade teacher assigns her class to use the word "contagious" in a sentence.
The next day, she asks who has their assignment done....
Still, you've got to feel good about a country in which the official starts of its presidential campaign and its Christmas shopping season coincide.
King John and King Paul had been at war for years, and King Paul was getting tired of it.
He decided to make peace between himself and King John....