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• Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Manwich.
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  However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south....
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  Finally, though, it got so cold that he reluctantly started flying South....
• What's worse than a pimple on your nose? A blackhead in your refrigerator!
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