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Last 2 words of the national anthem - PLAY BALL!
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What was the WASP National Anthem during the Vietnam war? "O, Canada!
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the citizens of the United States of America
In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today....
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
TOP 118 REASONS WHY IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DATE A NERD 1) His shoelaces are hardly ever untied 2) Doesn't pick his nose in public 3) Has never put a red shirt in with the whites 4) Was not directly responsible for the Holocaust 5) When getting off an elevator at a 20+ story building
he doesn't push all the buttons so everyone has to stop at every floor 6) Elvis is dead and Bob Saget is married...
New PGA rules... The PGA has implemented an immediate rule change for all sanctioned tournament events within Southern regions of the state of Florida.
Section XV.3.A.2.2 - Notification of errant shots All errant shots are hereby made known to other golfers by calling out the word "GORE" while the ball is still in flight, thus replacing the former call of "FORE"....
Signs Your Team is Not Going To Win The NCAA Championship 10.
Power forward was featured on Ricki Lake's "Too Fat to Love?...
Only In Texas The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged their joint venture with the US auto makers for the past five years.
The NTSB covertly funded a project whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash....
MARCH ON THE HICKS The HICKS: The Homebound Investigative Curmudgeon Knockout Syndrome.
Last week, my fellow Marchers, we set the cadence....
As my grandfather had said in his last words, A TRUCK!