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Make Your Own XT! Run Your 486 Under Windows!
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Make your own XT! Run your 486 under Windows!
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Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 3.0!
Turn your 486 into a Gameboy! .. type WIN at C:\>
Are you using Windows, or is that just an XT?
Windows turned my 386 into a 10 Mhz XT !
This is your brain ... This is your brain on Windows.
Computer Dictionary 386: No, 486: Oops, Pentium: The only chip to consider if you're thinking of buying a PC.
Until Intel ramps up the 686. 640K: The salary the average Wall Street PC analyst pulls in each year....
Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
Time on your hands? . . . get Windows.
Windows LUW: Life Under Window