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• Make love, not war; be prepared for both
• Man and wife make one fool. A fate worse than death
  o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
• (Bumper Sticker) Make war, not love - It's safer these days.
• BATHROOM QUOTES "The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
  * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
• A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are monogamous, you know), when the male whale spotted another whale being harrassed by a whaling ship.
  We'll call the male whale Dick for conveinience, and his female compaion Jane....
• Short and (not so) Sweet How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
  Both of them. Why don't women blink during foreplay?...
• BATHROOM HUMOR (Deep thoughts written on bathroom walls) The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
  Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
• A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.
  They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon....
• Make rice, not war.