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• Did you hear about the new strain of AID? its called hearing-AIDS You get it by listeni to Assholes.
• Two Polish junkies are getting ready to shoot up some heroin, and a friend walks in and say
  "What are you doing? Don't you know you'll get AIDS from that!...
• New Hearing Aids... An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
  He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids....
• The shortest distance between two puns ... is a straight line.
• Q: Why couldn't the bike make it up the hill? A: Because it was "two" tired!
• Two polack junkies, shooting up heroin in a back alley, kept passing the same needle to each other.
  After awhile, one polack said, "Hey, what we're doing is a high risk activity for aids!...
• Why can't they find a cure for A.I.D.S.? They can't get two rats to butt fuck.......
• Here's a joke my uncle told me: Through some cosmic fluke, Reagan, Thatcher, and Gorbachev all died on the same day.
  Off they went to the gates of Heaven. Peter, seeing that these were all VIPs, sent them straight off to the Almighty....
• Two writes don't make a novel!