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Money Burns A Hole In My Pocket...how About Yours?
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Money burns a hole in my pocket...how about yours?
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One day I looked in my pocket...There was a hole in it!
How can your pocket be empty and still have something in it? When it has a hole in it.
Actually, there IS a banana in my pocket...
Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
Pastor, about donating to a charity: "I upped my pledge.
Up yours!" (Thanks, "Tanno Gerritsen" <tanno_gerritsen@yahoo.com>)...
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Needing A Little Extra Money... A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do....
Hear about the whore who had an appendectomy? The doctor sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.
Computer Geeks Unite! ..Are you STILL a computer geek?
Ok, so you lucked out last time - you were about as socially adjusted as a onion and jelly sandwhich, BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE CHANGED!...