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• Where do baby elephants come from? REALLY BIG storks.
• My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft!
• Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
• My FAT? Oh yeah I'm going to get rid of that...
• The 3 Kick Rule: A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.
  He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence....
• No baby on board - you can destroy my car now.