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  The person who wrote it was very serious....
• Tom Neukam) This text ACTUALLY came out of an IBM service database.
  Of course it's referring to the rubber ball inside a computer mouse ....
• The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
• Jesus and Moses went out to play golf one day. Moses tees off on the first hole, and hits a beautiful 250-yard drive right in the middle of the fairway.
  Jesus steps up, and hits a worm-burner about 50 yards....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.
  The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us may find it rather funny....
• The cat is eating my mouse! No,No Kitty...
• It was the 8th annual mouse convention and mice from near and far had gathered for the ball.
  A pretty little female mouse waltzed by the stag line and one of the males whistled a low, dirty whistle to himself....
• A dyslexic agnostic mouse ball walked into a bar. The bartender, tired of having to kick out strings, welcomed him but since he didn't look 21 asked him for his ID.
  The ball rolled around and showed the bartender an Iraqi driver's license that proved his age....