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• My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier.
• My modem can beat up your modem!
• I love flying my computer.
• I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!
• I met some of my *Best* friends over the modem.
• My modem has premature bauding...
• I'm hopelessly addicted to my modem!
• 1] 15 digits to dial a local number? He dials 15 digits to connect to his school computer.
  Sounds the recordings studio went a bit over board with the sound effects....