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• When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
• Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall.
  Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want....
• Books rule the world," -Voltaire
• << Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me. >>
• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she didn't do her homework?
  A: They stomped on all her braille books with golf shoes....
• Gladstone: "You will either be shot for treason, or die of a grievous disease!
  Disraeli: "That depends, sir, on whether I embrace your morals or your mistress!...
• Eat any good books lately?
• Daedalus: nine, Peninsula: dead.