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Nixon In '92! He's Repented, Tanned, And Ready!!!!!
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Nixon in '92! He's repented, tanned, and ready!!!!!
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Mr. Nixon has decided not to move to New York City.
Apparently he, too, feels he's been punished enough....
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Elvis and you in '92 !
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I am not a crook. -- R. Nixo
Pearson & Presley in '92. Vote Often!!
AFTER HOLIDAY SALE; '92 TAGLINES AT HALF PRICE!
A guy opened up a new bar, but he couldn't think of a name for it, so one of his friends suggested that he name the bar after the first lady to walk in.
Good idea," replied the proud owner. Later that day a young lady, wear- ing a small, tight mini-skirt that revealed velvety, tanned legs, walked in and applied for a job as a cocktail waitress....